Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Pink Armadillo Attacks - WTF?

No this is not a video about a zoo animal attacking someone, nor some reference to porn gone wrong... This is in fact a Japanese monster movie about a woman who can turn herself into a giant power rangers-style armadillo and attack lorries...

She looks more like a 6ft walking after-birth, but hey, it's a Japanese monster movie so you have to switch your brain off and take everything as it comes. Just remember when you're driving your lorry around the Japanese countryside to watch out for some strange pink lady on a hill rolling her arms and shouting "Cru cru cru cru cru cru cru YAHHHH" and then wiggling her hips... She'll be knocking you off a cliff and tattoo-kissing your limp bodied forehead before you can figure out what the hell is going on!

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